“But lizards and lions eat the corpses of animals, so should we! Fruits and vegetables are unhealthy and anyone that eats lots of em is a bit weird! You need your bacon and eggs for protein, just like gorillas do!, oh wait, thats right, gorillas live on fruits and vegetables and there isnt even a medical word for dietary related protein deficiency, not even kwashiorkor or marasmus? FUCK! its 7:43pm and Ive missed the first few mintues of Gladiators! gotta run man!”